Happy Hello to Me

Hi, I'm Dick Cheney and this is my new blog. It's pretty covert, I must admit, but given me, that's how I operate. I don't like openness. Openness sucks. Openness is for losers. They say I have a dark view of life. They should pull their head out of their ass. My view of life isn't dark. Dark is for pussies. My view of life is shit. Shitstorm . Shitslide. Shitfuck. Eyes gouged, stomach slit open, dick cut off and stuffed in your mouth, shit for brains view of life. That's how I see life. And you wonder why I shot that fucking lawyer? That cockroach, that weasel? He was too tall and too thin. He pissed me off.
You think I didn't see him? How could I not see him? You think I'm fucking blind?I knew he was there. I wanted his tall thin lawyer ass dead. Now, he's out of the hospital and apologizing to me, as he fucking should, even though of course it was me shot him, so I don't know exactly what he's apologizing for, with his face oozing pellet blood and his heart slipping and sliding, but anyway, fuck him he can't take a little pussy heart attack. I have one every week. I heart heart attacks. Anyway, this is my blog. And if you don't want to read it, fuck you.