Sunny or Shitty--what's the fucking difference?

You know, I don't get it. What's with the ragheads blowing each other up? And one side is all Sunni and the rest are full of Shiit, no matter how they spell it. They all look the same to me, and they all have the same guns and the same bombs. We should know--we gave it all to them. They need to just calm the fuck down and do what we tell them. Like everybody else does. We're the big dog around here, didn't they get the memo? How're we gonna get this shithole organized if they keep blowing up the onion tops? Why can't they be like the Good Arabs? And let us in the door first. If you know what I mean.