You wonder where I get all my ideas?

Lynn took this picture of me one night when I was getting in touch with the Gods of Total Darkness, which is where most of my ideas come from. My honey isn't as deft with the old Kodak as she used to be now that her mind is beginning to drift, but you get the idea, I think. A lot of people think these ideas just come to me, but they're fucking idiots. These ideas are lifted right from the GTD, and are time tested and obviously will lead us to World Domination and Oil Wealth Beyond Imagination. That's the plan. Well, that's MY plan. And mine is the only plan that counts.