Rudy Giuliani, "dead" in Boca Raton

Fuck, I was looking forward to working with Ole Rude. He was, you will note, the only candidate to suggest he might have me be his running mate. Can you fucking imagine the look on all those faces if I showed up as Vice again? I might even leave my undisclosed location to see that. Looks like the weasel McCain is on the rise. I never trusted that fucking little runt. All those years in that Nam POW camp have twisted him to being what's that word, oh yeah, compassionate. Fuck that. And anti-torture. What's up with that? How the fuck are we supposed to get anything done? Aw, shit, it doesn't matter. Like there's going to be an actual fucking election anyway.