Larry Craig talks to the hand

Toilet-muncher former Senator Larry demonstrates how his innocent search for toilet paper was misinterpreted by the communist islamic fascist media as a gay moment when in fact the ENTIRE thing was caused by this out of control demon hand which lived in that Minneapolis airport toilet. The hand is obviously gay but glasses wearing fag hating happily married to inert and oblivious desperate housewife Larry not a senator any more Craig obviously can't be. Gay, I mean. It's all a terrible misunderstanding. A foot tapping mistake anyone could make. Even an obviously straight shooter like him.