Even I think I'm a little creepy

It's not easy running things from behind the bushes. So to speak. Whenever the Idiot gets up to talk, I'm there. You may not see me, but I am there. I can't afford to fucking not be. He is so fucking unbelievably stupid, you never know what the fuck he's going to say. I'm there to pull the plug if he starts talking through his asshole. I never sleep. My entire body is made up of robot bits. I died five years ago. I'm going to go on forever. You think we're going to let the Demokrauts win in 2008? Are you stupid?