Dickama bin Cheneystan

Yo, Gore gets an Oscar and I get a fucking suicide bomb? What's up with that? Who's Vice and who's the fucking has been around here? And hey, I thought we'd already won in Afghanistan. Something is seriously fucked up around here. So during those few days a year when I'm not sitting somewhere in a fucking undisclosed location, I am definitely gonna be in disguise, something way fucking mid east friendly, know what I mean? My loving man-hating baby girl Mary chose this particular outfit for me. She likes the pubic quality of the beard. So do I. Fuck you, suicide bombers.