Saturday, January 13, 2007

Dance, you fucking gypsy fuck, dance

This is George's other twin sister, D'Roma "Buffy" Bush of Romania and Lower Kennebunkport Station. She ran away from home when she was thirty and joined a band of carnival gypsies traveling through southern Maine. Though markedly less bright than her brothers, she was known as the beauty in the family. She's seen here dancing the Bahgdad Rhumba for Peace and Oil, for which she is very popular in Romanian gypsy circles. When she finishes the dance, which takes several hours, she fucks all the men and horses in the village and then with her own hands kills the woman playing the violin. This is apparently a Bush family tradition. D'Roma has several children who she believes are serving with the military in Iraq. She is not entirely certain how many children since for several years she was brain dead following an unfortunate tambourine and oxcart accident, during which time her comatose body was very popular with the Romanian cast of Entourage and reportedly gave birth to many of their offspring. However, be that as it may, she is still the only Bush family member to actually give a fuck whether the entire US military troopload there gets killed or not. She is, of course, completely fucking nuts, like the rest of her depraved and criminally stupid family. She also believes that it's her brother Jeb, whom she calls Jojojo, who is really President, since even D'Roma can't imagine anyone actually voting for George. She is strongly opposed to sending more troops to Iraq and has so dedicated this particular dance, which she calls Surgio No Way Forward 2.

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