We may have lost the election, but get a fucking grip, asshole

I leave town for my undisclosed location for a fucking week and look what fucking happens. Is this a christless homo nightmare or what? Did I say, go to Vietnam and dress like a fucking woman clown? Did I tell him to do that? Did I say, stand next to Putin who's also dressed like a fucking female fucking clown? I know we lost that fucking war, but how far do we need to go? How fucking stupid is this moron? Look who I'm asking. You're so stupid, you're reading this fucking blog. And where's fucking CondofuckingLeeza while all this crossdressing is going on? Over at the piano tuner's, geting reamed by a Vietcong terrorist, no fucking doubt. This only goes to show how pivotal I am to the whole fucking show. Fuck you, James Baker. And fuck you, Forty One. I the Man. Clown dress or no clown dress.