Okay, say this pumpkin is Iraq

Let me explain it to you this way. If Iraq were a pumpkin, and I'm like the President, then I'm holding Iraq like in my hand, right? And if we you know were to like leave, like cut and run, or not stay the course--I mean, not finish the job, or whatever the fuck I'm supposed to be saying now, then see the pumpkin would be, like, alone, and no one would be holding it up, no President, I mean, and then the pumpkin could become Communist. What you say, Karl? No, I mean, it could become all islamic. Huh? What? Right, yeah, I mean, it is muslamic or whatever already, I know that, but I mean it could become bad islamic terror fascist, or something. Right? And see, right inside here is the oil, not pumpkin oil, but real oil, like Texas oil. So that's why I have to keep holding on to this big pumpkin even though it's getting really heavy. Can I put this down now? Jesus. I need a drink.