Deep fucking doodoo

If we lose the House and the Senate in November, you can kiss this little nutsac goodbye. There's gonna be so fucking many congressional investigations you won't be able to keep track of them. It'll make Foleyfest seem like a Bush family picnic. So you better believe we is NOT gonna lose. Whatever it takes, is the instruction that's gone out to the Rovester, and when Karl is unleashed, the Demofucks better duck. If it takes another little terrorist attack on US soil, well, then, that's what we'll fucking have. I thought we'd get more mileage--so to fucking speak--out of the drop in gas prices, but who knew the Republican sleazoids would come oozing up all over the fucking place and distract the moralistas. So watch this space, fuckwits, we definitely the man.