Some Senate Sex Toys, I mean Pages

Excuse me, what the fuck is all the fuss about? Is there some insane fucking idea out there that these little hotsters are NOT there just to fuck the Senators? Are we all fucking stupid? Why would they show up for this fucking stupid job otherwise? I mean the Senators. Who would want to spend all this fucking time in this useless fucking snakepit of a town if you couldn't fuck the bejesus out of a hot sixteen year old every night. It's the major perk of the job, for christs sake. Get a grip, Moral Crusaders, and go after a real problem, like abortion doctors or Democrats. Leave those hunky little pages to the people who really care about them. I mean Foley gave 'em rides, for fucks sake. You think they want to WALK all the way over to MacDonalds? I don't fucking think so.