Thank Christ those Japs finally got a son

Yessirree, here's a first look at that new crown prince or whatever the fuck you call it of Japan, even though everyone knows that Prince guy is a big fag so god knows where all these kids are coming from. What? No, wait, wrong picture. What? Give me a fucking break. That's the Cruise kid? You're shitting me. That kid is Asian. Look at it. Is Cruise Asian? Is he human? Is he a fucking midget nutter is a better question. We're supposed to believe that kid is his? Are we fucking stupid?