Who do you have to fuck to get a drink around here?

This is George Junior's other twin sister, the fun-loving Lady Exxon Texaco-Detritus of Grosse Point and Lubbock. She has oil money sloshing through her veins and she is determined to have a good time, no matter what bombs are going off or how many little people are being slaughtered, live on television. And nothing better get in her way. Exxie does not suffer from depression, let us say. Or thinking, or being conscious. She lives for booze and fucking, in either order. She's had four liver transplants, and god knows how much work done on that face. And you think she's ugly now? That cow would fuck a horse, if a horse would come near her.