What a kidder that fucking Irwin was

I'm sorry we had to fucking eliminate Big Steve. That sting ray story was fucking pathetic but it was the best we could come up with on short notice. Another convenient cardiac arrest. Right. But he was about to go public with the truth about the Halliburton crocodile plan for invading Iran and we had to shut him up fast. The last thing I needed is for that news to get out before we drop those crocs all over Tehran. It was a brillliant idea that Roveski came up with, particularly since we don't have any bombs left, and only a couple of planes. All it needs is a few low flying B-52's. Irwin was our consultant but got cold feet at the last minute. Very cold fucking feet, I would say. At least now. HA! He was a laugh riot, that guy. And I loved how he'd fuck around. Check out this shot, to see what I mean. Feeding babies to the sharks--christ, that guy was a hero to me.