Face it, we're going to fucking jail. Not.

The second we're out of office, we're in jail. There's no fucking question that we're criminals. Is there one fucking law we haven't broken? I don't think so. We are heading for the lockup, little Junior and big Donny and me. Which is why we're not going to be leaving office. Do you seriously think there's going to be another election? How fuciking stupid are you? Remember that little event we had in 2004? The one where you thought you were voting? HA!. Does the word Diebold mean anything to you? You know that little company that makes the voting machines? Well, who do you think that little company works for? ME. And do you think the votes for the Democrats actually got counted? Give me a fucking break. Who do you think I am? We're not all as stupid as W, you know. So don't go wishing and hoping for a new wave of fresh faces in 2006 or 2008 or 2012, because it ain't fucking in the cards. We are here to stay.