Give it up, Donnykins. Your cover is blown.

Even Rummy's twin sister, Donatella Rumsfeld-Satan of Oklahoma City and Sao Paolo, is urging him to go. She's beginning to see the dark, and agrees with me that it's time for the old warrior to fold up his tent and get the fuck out of Dodge. You couldn't love a fascist control freak twisted fuckbrain brother more than she does, but DR-S has frankly had it with the Donster's constant screwing up. "He's a fucking nitwit", she told me yesterday, calling from her private jet. "If he doesn't quit, you should have him eliminated. And I'm available for wet work." You gotta love that fucking family.