Senators racing to the rescue

Don't you just love love love it when those useless fucking pigs in the Senate do the only thing they know how to do which is fucking absolutely nothing? For all their fucking talk about standing up to us, and the Defeatocrats whining and sniveling and those useless fucking Republican renegades like McWingnuts McCain and Chaffee, where are they when the chips are down? Heading to Big Daddy's tits for a slurp of good ole terror juice. So, yeah, you go, girls. Give us our daily torture. Give us our immunity. Give us our unlimited secret detention. Give us our cold rooms. Just give us what we fucking want, you fucking craven little pigs.