Rice is Nice but Vice gonna win da prize

Ricecakes is in a no win situation. She's out there every day talking to everybody and what's she going to say? Things are going great? 70 dead soldiers in a month ain't so fucking great, no matter how you spin it. Me, I can talk or not, depending on my medication. I can stay in my fucking undisclosed location all year if I feel like. But old Condicunt is on the line, sputtering through the Sunday news shows and sitting in those fucking armchairs in those giant fucking ballrooms in South Korea. She's gotta say something, and she can't tell the truth, so she just looks like a fucking nutcase. Poor kid. Maybe we'll have to throw her to the lions. Boo fucking hoo.