He'll always be a Superhero to me

Rummerdummer is my rock, my touchstone, my guiding light, my mentor, my heart, my love, my loverboy. I am distraught. Well, as distraught as I get. Which isn't all that fucking distraught. I'm in an undisclosed location and I am making a plan. If you think this election is gonna change anything, your head is so far up your ass you could watch Fox News out your mouth. Sure, we got rid of my Donnykins, but we knew that was coming. The fucking Dementocrats are so fucking useless, they won't get it together to stand up to us even when they have a majority, so what's the problem? We'll just roll right over them. And you know Rumrunner isn't going anywhere, anyway. Not really. He's coming over to my undisclosed location. He's here now. Hi, big guy. That a tiny terrorist in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?