The Slutpigs get renditioned back to US

Can you believe those stupid fucking twins? Their Moron in Chief father is on the ropes, wearing a fucking dress in Hanoi, and Iraq is such deep shit even NBC is calling it a civil war, and they go running naked in the streets of Bueno Aires and get kicked out of the cuntry. It's enough to make you believe in the draft. It's not bad enough that the Secret fucking Service is falling apart and lets people steal the girls' cell phones and manbags or that they end up getting fucking killed in Hawaii. Hawaii, for fuck's sake. Who the fuck gets killed in Hawaii. It's not exactly a high crime zone. What the fuck is going on? And me? I'm in an undisclosed location. I'll give you a hint. It ain't fucking Hawaii.