I'm nominating him for the Halliburton board

Personally, I'm going to miss seeing that Fox special on my old friend OJ. I always thought he was so fucking cool. You know, cutting off his wife's head and running away live on national television and then beating the rap. We could use a guy like that at Halliburton. Shit, we could use a guy like that as Secretary of Defense. But even I probably couldn't pull that one off. Now that RumDum has had his sword pushed up his ass, we're going to have to pretend to be minding the business for a month or two. As fucking if.