Happy fucking holiday from Dick and W

We've been planning this little surprise for a while now, and decided our lord and savior's birthday was just the perfect time to let you all in on our little joke. I admit I've been a little impatient with W's lack of, shall we say, oh I don't know, BRAINS! and eager to get out there and start running things on my own. So here I am, world! Now we can really get going on the Right Track. No more of that fucking human rights horseshit, no more fucking Constitution or Bill of Rights, and lots more secret eavesdropping and and pregnant lesbians, and lies, deceit, overbilling and, my personal favorite, inhuman torture. Now THAT'S what American needs. And the Dick man is here to give it to 'em. So get the fuck out of my way, Meat Puppet, Dickster is on the move.