Teletubby in chief

Whenever he gets into trouble, Porgie always heads back to the scene of his greatest triumph, to the old Mission Accomplished days onboard the USS Don't Fuck With Us. And he turns to his friends the Teletubbies for advice. Sweet, no? Fucking stupid, yes. Tubby is the only language he speaks fluently. Goo goo ga ga. He's got to be the stupidest fucking human on the poopdeck. Now he wants more troops. Does he not understand there ARE NO MORE TROOPS? We can't get anyone to sign up now. Where the fuck does he think more are going to come from? New Fucking Orleans? I don't think so.