Saddam Hussein, "Dead" at 93

Wait, wait, that isn't Saddam. Who IS that? Castro? Is he 93? Is he dead? No, no, 93, that was Ford. James Brown wasn't 93, was he? And wasn't he Black or something? Shit, that's fucking useless Mel Gibson. Also dead. Well, just his career. Saddam was Rummy's pal, right? And whatever happened to that fuck Bin Laden? Where the hell is he, anyway. Did we ever find him? Oh, to hell with it. We fucking hanged SOMEBODY, didn't we? What's your problem? They all look the same, anyway. In fact, they all look like fucking Mel Gibson. And what about Betty Ford, is she still dead? Or Nancy Reagan, is she dead yet? How about Bess Myerson? I loved that bitch.