Fuck you, Helen Mirren

There's only one Queen around here and it's me, toots. I may not be the fucking Commander in Chief but who the fuck do you think tells the Commander in Chief what the fuck to do. Not his sob sister old father, that's for fucking sure. Or that white haired old bitch cow of a mother. No, Miss Double Golden Globe Cunt, it's me. The man behind the curtain. The man behind the moron. The man in the moon. I always liked a nice crown. Go fuck your royal self, Helen.