Happy Fucking Easter

Alberto Gonzales, disguised as a large dead rabbit, offers his no longer beating heartfelt wish for all true American torture mongers, Constitution destroyers and illegal wire tappers to have a glorious and happy holiday celebrating the death of our holy lord, or birth or whatever the fuck Easter is supposed to be for. Personally, if I were him, I'd shut up and get the fuck out of Dodge, but Fredo has never been pinkest egg in the basket, if you know what I mean. He's dead, by the way, because I shot him. I mistook him for a lawyer. No, wait, he IS a lawyer. Never mind.