Mr Poopy Pants says No Testifryin', Nosirreee

Big Shit in Chief is not going to cave to the little fellers in the white hats who want us all to start suddenly telling the truth, UNDER OATH, for christs sake. Are they insane? Harriet wouldn't know the truth if it fell on her like the house in the fucking Wizard of Oz. And Rover? Let's just say Karl and the truth are not intimately fucking acquainted. Anyway, what the fuck does it matter? What are they going to do? Impeach? They get rid of him, and who do they get? ME!! So that's not fucking likely, now is it? They should just face it--they're fucked and there's not a goddamn thing they can do about it. Now if you will excuse me, I'm off to Dubai for a Halliburton meeting.