Now he's holding his fucking breath?

I've been away for a while. You might have noticed. I got locked in at my last undisclosed location and it took the Secret Service two weeks to find the key. What's up with that? Anyway, when I get back, I find old Shit for Brains in the Oval Office with his face red and his cheeks puffed out and nobody's running the country. So what else is fucking new? I do sometimes wonder what is going through what we laughingly call his "mind". Does he really think this will get Congress off his back? Or get Maliki to start kissing some serious Sunni ass? Or get those drooling bloodthirsty hyenas to leave poor little Wolfie and Fredo alone? Well, I suppose it's win win. Either they give in, or he keels over.