Veto-Brains says no to Pelosi

First I had to teach him how to write his name. Then I had to teach him how to write Veto. I swear to Christ, he had to practice for fucking three weeks. He kept spelling it Velvetta. Then for four days he spelled it Velour. Finally I got him to start using his left hand. He'd never seen it before. He didn't even know he had a left hand. I can't fucking wait until this term is over and we can get back to real life, and I never EVER have to speak to this shit head again.