The Good Twin

This is my twin sister, Dickalene. She's been operating behind the scenes for about fifty years, helping keep me on track. I don't know what I'd do without her. I'd probably be completely out of control. She and Lynne don't get along, but that's what you'd expect, I suppose, two strong women in love with the same guy. Well, Lynne's not that strong these days, what with the old ice pick in the brain thing. Dickalene's deliberately taken a low low profile all these years, but she's always there, watching my back. There's nothing stronger than family. Well, unless it's the Secret Service, or the NSA, or one of the secret police armies I control. But you get what I mean.