What the fuck is a hybrid?

Well, fuck me, I've looked and I've looked and I can't see how this is any of our fault. We met with all the oil companies and they said they couldn't do anything about the prices and lordy were they surprised at their profits. I know we met in secret and I won't even say who I met with but trust me, they're as surprised as we are. And we met with the Arabs and they said it wasn't their fault. As far I can tell, it's the fucking Democrats that are causing the gas prices to be so high. Or the terrorists. Yeah, that's it. The terrorists did it. Blame them. Nothing to do with me. I wasn't there. I don't know. Beats me. Who'd have known? Big surprise. Not my fault.