Donny and Dolly, together again for the first time

I know the Donster is fighting for his military life, but you just gotta love a guy who pays no attention to the political fallout and just gets down there with the incendiary Doll Parton. They're made from the same mold, these two legends, don't ya think? Fuck, look at their scrawny turkey neck hands. And her face is permanently in that grimace of false hello. And she's eyeing the microphone, like she can't wait for him to shut up so she can grab it back. And Big Don is just having the time of his life, shooting the shit with the white people at Grand Ole Dollyland, no whining retired generals stabbing him in the back, no raghead bombs going off in his head. Nosirree, this boy's one happy baby-dicked soon to be former Secretary of Defence. Dolly could probably do the job better.