Fuck being a team player

All right, all right, maybe baseball isn't my game. Who needs fucking baseball? You want to see me throw a grenade? At your fucking face? I don't know what the fuck I'm doing out here on the field anyway. Trying to improve my image? As fucking if. Do I look a little bulky? It's the three bulletproof vests they're making me wear. I look like a fucking panda. As soon as that ball lands somewhere, I'm off to a fucking undisclosed location. Fuck you.