Let's cook this fucking turkey

Now I don't know about you but I'm looking a couple of turkeys here, and the one with the feathers is not the biggest turkey in the picture. First of all why would you have your picture taken with a fucking turkey? Is he a fucking moron or what? We're at war, right? I should know. I started it. And Junior thinks turkey pictures are a really good idea. His head is up his ass so far he can see daylight. Have you ever seen a fucking uglier bird? Reminds me of that old lawyer I shot a few weeks ago. Also makes me think of fucking Mrs. Junior, especially around the stringy neck area. What a pruney old bird she turned out to be. The two of them. Just what we fucking need.