Shark bait Scheider "dead" at 75
He was scrawny but he was mean, that weasely little fuck. Naturally I was hoping the shark would eat that whole fucking little FuckHamptons town for breakfast but no, old thin Roy to the rescue. What a putz. And did you get a load of him in Marathon Man? Dead on the dorm room floor five minutes into the movie. Some part, Roy. Fire your agent. Oh, too late, you're DEAD. You want to talk shark, Jazz boy? You are talking to the biggest hungriest fucking shark you'll ever come across, and I mean me, the Jaws of Death, Dr. DoNothing, the Angel of Shit. They don't call me dick for nothing. Boom boom. Boom boom.
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