Rove, Hayden or Porky Pig -- you decide

Karl Rove was so pissed off about being moved over he made us hired a Rove Look Alike. This will come in handy when Rove gets indicted because he'll hide behind Rove2 and everyone will get very confused and Rove1 can slip out the back way and go teach ethics at Jerry Falwell University. No one ever accused Pigboy of being stupid. Just fat and nasty. Two of my favorites.