Undisclosed location of my face

Yes, it's true. I am a creature of the night. And yes, I do travel with a protective biohazard suit. Right in a bag in the backseat. Why the fuck not? I am Vice. I run this fucking country and I gotta be alive to do it, right? Those terrorists are out there. Just waiting. And yes, I'm trying to stay one step ahead of the Jackal. Yes, yes, I know you think he's in prison, but that won't stop him. He's a fucking maniac and he's got a bullet with my name on it. I know it. You know how I know? The toaster told me. That's right. The toaster talks to me all the time. And the microwave, of course. But I don't trust that fucking microwave. I trust the toaster. The toaster has never let me down. Unlike, for instance, Lynne, the wackjob. Anyway, so yeah, I protect myself. I'm gonna live forever.