For christ's sake, Rumdum, I told you to write it down

What DID we tell them when we invaded Iraq? Doesn't ANYONE remember? Didn't we say something about nuclear weapons? Or was it anthrax? Godammit, Rummie, hurry the fuck up. Shit for brains here has a press conference in three minutes. Oh what the fuck does it matter. Let's just make something up. They don't remember anything anyway. Jesus fucking christ, you guys, just get it together. We're on a roll here. Let's not fuck it up. The Moron is back from his secret fly-by and no bombs went off for the whole fifteen minutes he was there, so Mission Accomplished, as far as I'm concerned. We should have those troops out of there by 2010, easy. And Halliburtonstan should be well established by then. I can run that pissant litte country as easy as I run this one. All that oil, just pouring directly into my pockets. Is that a pipeline in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me. HA!