Al fucking fucking fucking Gore

I swear to christ if I hear one more goddamn word about fucking Al Gore, I'm going to shoot someone else in the face. What is with that motherfucking loser? Why can't he crawl away into the sunset like he's supposed to do? He LOST, remember? Maybe he got more votes, maybe we fixed a few machines in Ohio, maybe the Supremes turned it our way after we paid them off, but he L-O-S-T. Get it, shit heads? And oooooh global warming, we're all gonna drown. Forget about it. Halliburton will fix it all. Easy peasy. A few trillion dollar noncompete contracts, and presto the world is as good as new again. Or as good as New Orleans. Al fuckwit Gore. Just what I fucking need, lurking around, kissing up to the press with his movie, oh, he's got a movie. What a fucking pussy. He should wish he was stiff. I could stiff him, right up his globally warm ass.