The son I never had

I'm so fucking proud of my big dyke daughter. Here we are with me pointing out a nice piece of ass she might like to go muff-diving on. Yeah, Mary's not like your ordinary homo person. For instance, she hates other homo's, like I do. And she hides in the closet when I need her to, so the brainless christian right can forget she exists when I need them to. Not that I give a shit about any of that. She could be a serial killer of down syndrome idiot kids and it wouldn't make any difference to me. In fact, that might be nice now that I think of it. And she'll shove her homo-ness down people's throats when I need her to, like showing up at the convention with that butch bitch she's diddling. And she and I go huntin' and fishin' and play baseball and talk about fucking women all the time, you know regular father and son stuff, except obviously she's a lesbo clit licking pervert. Not a real man. Like me.