Welcome to DickWorld, Graduate Fuckwads

Here's my advice to all you little mouseturds: do what I say and you will be fine. Do not question me. Do not talk back to me. Do not dare to suggest I have done anything wrong. Do not propose I do anything except exactly what I fucking want to do. Do you think I give a big fat fuck what you think? Do you think you can do anything to me? Look around. What do you see? Me, up here. At LSU Deep in the land of Katrina. Is there any fucking place less appropriate for me to be? But do I care? Do I care we're evicting people from their FEMA trailers so they're going to be completely homeless? Who gives a shit. I have my hundred million and you have nothing. Fuck you, Graduates. Fuck you all.