I'd say things were going really well

Our policies are finally paying off. Total war in the fucking Middle East. Americans being airlifted out of Beirut. Heat wave and tsunami killing people. Body count climbing in Iraq. The Taliban's back in Afghanistan. Hurricane season coming up. Tunnel falling down in Boston. North Korea and Iran going nuts. The dollar's in the toilet and the stock market is tanking. And our Moron in Chief is talking trash into an open mike at the Summit. Yessiree, things are going just about the way we planned.