Wanna know my playlist, motherfucker?

I listen to America the Beautiful while I'm ordering the torture of the ragheads at Gitmo. And The Star Spangled Banner when I'm giving another secret noncompete contract to Halliburton. I love Private Dancer while I'm signing the order for more illegal wire tapping. That gives me a good laugh. Fuck Tina Turner. I wish. What else? Gotta have Onward Christian Soldiers when I'm sneaking back and forth to Iraq. Has a good beat. Oh, and I listen to Christina Anguilara ALL the time. That bitch just gets me hard. Word.