It's Diana W. Ross and the fucking Supremes

Is he out of his fucking mind? The economy is in the tank, McCain is fucking his wife's twin sister, Castro is dead and he's in fucking AFRICA? Was I some fucking terrible monster in a previous life or something? Is this my punishment? Having to pay attention to Braindead Jr here. Shit. It's been the longest eight years of my fucking life. Jesus, he's stupid. He is so stupid, look, this is how fucking stupid he is. Look at him. He thinks they like him. He thinks they think he's fun. He thinks they want to fuck him. Oh. My. God. Do you think he'd really stay there? He does think that Sherriff's badge is a President's pin on crown or something. He thinks he's President of Rowanda. What am I going to do? What next?