That man was a fucking saint!

He was like a father to me. Or maybe an uncle. I worshipped the ground he walked on, or rolled on, as he did there toward the end. Some people say he was a hateful fear-mongering race-baiting bigot, and I say, yeah? And your point is? Got him elected to the Senate five times, didn't it? He taught me whatever works works. Hey, you hear me, McNutcase? You think this country is ready to elect a black person of color? Nosirree, Sugartits. All you need to do is keep reminding all those idiots who voted for Jesse that Obambi is shhhhhhhhh black. Maybe they'll forget about your wife's beer kazillions, and the fact that you're a fucking retard. Wait a minute, who just died? Jesse or Strom? Maybe it was Strom who was a saint. Jesse, Strom, Strom, Jesse. What the fuck was the difference?