Step away from the car, motherfucker

We have just about fucking had it. What the fuck do you want from us? We didn't fucking invent fucking Israel, you know. We're just choosing up sides here, and at least they're white, more or less. And they don't fucking stop work to kneel down and put their head on the ground every fifteen minutes. And they get fucking drunk. Unlike some ragfuckingheads we know. All we're doing is what we do best. Looking after the oil. Ipso fucking facto. We are not interested in little loser Lebanese fucking children. We are clearly not interested in making things better. Give me a giant fucking break. Hezzie looks crooked at the Jews, and all hell breaks loose. We are not getting in the way of that shitstorm. We good. We sitting over here. We counting the money.