Only the dead die young

Here's three of my favorite people in the world, all dead. Rocky Bilboa, the fucking Nip genius who invented Benihana, where they kill the fish right in your face. Shit, what could be better than that? It lives, it dies, it fries. Whoa. It's like the fucking cycle of life, for a fish. And there's what's his name, Show, Snow, whatever, that lying guy with cancer who was good looking AND had cancer so he was like the golden spokesmouth for W's administration. How's the press gonna push this guy? He's got fucking cancer, for christ's sake, plus he's cute? Give me a break. What're they gonna say, Hey are you lying, cancer-man? And then there's Tokyo Rose. I think she might not have been on our side, but who the fuck cares any more. Plus she's hot, in that slanty brocade asiany way that I just fucking l-o-v-e. Except maybe this is Vera Wang, who might not be so totally dead. I don't know. They all look the same. Anyway, Sso here they are, all together for the first time, and presto, they're all DEAD. How fucked is that? Dick sad. Dick very sad.