Blabbermouth Solzenitzen dead at 178

Christ, I thought he died years ago. Who knew? And get a load of that beard. Have you ever seen a uglier fucking beard? This jerk was the original tattletale. Blab blab blab. That's all he did. So he did a little hard labor. Oh grow up, pussy. Breaking a couple of rocks never killed anybody. Well, not that many, probably. And did you ever read any of his books? So. Fucking. Boring. You seen one gulag, you seen them all. Know what I mean? Anyway, get this, the guy lives through all this fucking Siberian shit and finally gets to America, and where does he go? Vermont. Can you fucking believe it? Is there anywhere in this fucking country more like Siberia than Vermont? Maybe he felt at home. He probably broke rocks all day up there. When he wasn't blabbing. Good riddance, Big Mouth.