Give the moron the Gold for being Olympically shit faced

Yessirree, he sure made us proud. Fuck. We all knew he was back on the sauce but jesus fucking christ, does he have to broadcast it to the fucking world? Is it possible he's gotten even STUPIDER? How is that possible? He is completely out of control, and we've got, what, six months left of this? Oh, mama. Maybe we can sign him up for the Special Olympics. Where he'll be among his own fucking kind. And is that Henry Fucking Kissinger sitting there in front of the Retard? What the fuck?